Nickname:
Gopher It
Previous experience:
235-lb. stick figure
Key to success:
Can cry on demand
Was once able to recruit:
People who
actually liked "Gigli"
Hidden talent:
Sleeping
Presidential campaign slogan:
"I can't be any worse"
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Nickname:
Moon child
Previous experience:
McDonalds resident vegetarian
Would grant superpowers to:
Bono
Charms clients by:
Giving them a crack at the lobby safe
Key to success:
Sleeping with her eyes open
Hidden talent:
Target
shooting
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